The Hangover Part II

 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1411697/

Next movie I am excited to see is The Hangover Part II. The first movie had me in tears from its comedy. I am expecting the second one to put me in the hospital. Reason for not breathing from laughing to hard. I have very high expectations.  From what I read we can expect guest appearances from Mel Gibson and former president Bill Clinton in this movie. Another reason I am going to like this movie is because its coming out two days after my birthday (May 26, 2011). So I am going to see this movie, drink my ass off, and waking up with my own hangover. Even though I don't think I'll have a untamed animal in my house. If I do I hope it's a lion. I would like to tame a lion and have my mouth shoved in it. That be cool. Here is a trailer of Hangover Part II. Enjoy.

Thor

Thor

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800369/

So last night I saw the movie Thor. I am a big Marvel fan and let me tell you this Thor was great. It was exactly how I expected it to be. Chris Hemsworth hits the character right on the tip of a nail. The acting was marvelous. See what I did there. If not let me explain it for fun. This is a Marvel movie and I just called the acting MARVELous. Natalie Portman, I have seen her in a couple of movies lately and her acting just gets me every time. She is marvelous The villain was a different kind of a villain he wasn't 100% evil. He just wanted to make his foster father proud and make him king. He would not stop his rampage until he got his way and who wouldn't espacially after you find out your adopted. The guy wasn't even mad either about being adopted, he still acted like he was one in the family. I thought that was interesting and marvelous.

I am not a Thor fan but this movie makes me want to go pick up some Thor comics and get excited for a sequel. But I did find some problems with the movie and if you guys don't know me by now, I find out problems just for the hell of it. I was not impressed with the way Thor's universe looked. Even though it might looked that way in the comics, I believe it could have been more detailed. The action wasn't enough. Thor is suppose to be bad ass and he's not even in enough action. He's not even a trouble maker. He gets exiled to Earth and he makes friends no problem. I would've had him kick some old mans ass and take candy from a baby. I mean come on your father just banned you from home. Start making a new name for yourself. Become King of Earth and get revenge. Then become good because you feel bad and you want to bang Natalie Portman. That would be my Idol. I would get a Thor's name tattoo in a heart on my chest. But do not get me wrong the movie is good. This is just me ranting on.  I am difficult to please.

Also If Marvel Studios really want to impress me, they will invest in Deadpool the movie. They should totally run up to DC take the Green Lantern 2 contract rip it up and sign Ryan Reynold to the movie. Reynolds would do it, he doesn't care he just wants money. Then I will see that movie in IMAX Theaters with a Deadpool shirt on, holding a Deadpool action figure, having my friends hold my Deadpool comic books to make sure movie references a right to the comics, and while writing the best review ever on this blog. If you haven't figure it out yet Deadpool is my favorite Marvel character. A Deadpool movie would make things marvelous.

By The Way, Let me clarify who Deadpool is.

 

Not Deadpool

 Deadpool

What does the future have prepared for us?

A lot movies take place in the future but how accurate are they? I do understand they are movies for a reason. How do we not know that its possible? Here are my thoughts about the future.

Time Travel
Are we going to have time traveling cars or other ways to travel through time ? Just in case we do not like this future and get the chance to alter time. Warn our past self to "Don't sign that contract or you will lose everything" or "Invest in facebook you will become a millionaire." Would we be that kind of an asshole to make our self better? I know I would. I will tell my self every month winning lottery numbers or bet on the Green Bay Packers to win the super bowl. Now to think of it, if we had time travel we are all fucked. Time travel is must not have. I don't care if it will help us to save people. I don't.

Movies: Back To The Future, Bill & Ted, Terminator, Hot Tub Time Machine

Robots
How about having full interaction with robots. Robots will be cool to have. I will never be lonely again. Would robot to human marriage be legal in the future? I would say no. Only because people are jerks when it comes to that stuff. It's not the higher up intended. My robot be my best friend. I would never have to do a thing again. I can be even more lazy then I am today. If it was the future right now and I had a robot. I wouldn't be typing this my robot would be. I would call him Slave.

Movies: Robocop, Short Circuit, Forbidden Planet, I, Robot 

Cloning
Maybe we will have copies of our selves and use them in the real world where anything can happen. Theres so much you can do with cloning like people, food, and basically anything to do with mass. If I can make clones of my self, I would open up a sweatshop and make computers all day. I will sell them to other countries and make tons of money. I wouldn't have to worry about my clones because I could just make a new one. The downfall on clone making is if he is exactly like me. Then eventually it will become lazy and play Xbox or watch a movie. So if that happens, MLG (Major League Gaming) will not know what is about to hit them.


Movies: Gattaca, The Clonus Horror, Jurassic Park, The Fifth Element

Space Travel and Aliens
How cool would it be to be able to travel through space? Someone comes up to me and says what are you doing on spring break? I am reply with "I am just taking a flight to Jupiter. Aliens Gone Wild is hosting a week long of out of control partying. It's hosted by Carmen Electra's younger version clone model." It be cool for a vacation but I wouldn't ever move from New Jersey. I am a Jersey Boy. Space travel would be cool though. All the stuff we can find out there. Maybe cures for diseases like the common cold. How about finding new life forms.  Just walking down the street and there's your neighbor Crabsonthygo who's an alien from the planet Uranus. Don't worry he's friendly, during the day. But this would be my favorite future. Aliens would probably be the new terrorist. Be so much racism going on it just be pointed to Aliens. There will be new technology so much more advance that we have today. My phone will probably be integrated to my brain and ill be using telekinesis to talk to people. I am sure you will see someone having brain damage from it because they downloaded to much porn on their phone that there brain can't handle any more it. Not enough space.


Movies: Aliens, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Starship Troopers

If you want to see everything that makes the future awesome check out the movies I listed and check out my favorite future movie and television show.

Best Futuristic Movie: 

The Star Wars Saga

Best Television Show: 

Futurama

(I know there are a lot of better shows when it comes to the future, but Futurama offers all the fundamentals when it comes to the future.)