I figured I would write my top five television shows. There is currently so many television shows out there that it is hard to pick just five. I almost picked childhood shows like Power Rangers or Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles but I just can't because I don't want someone knowing my dark secret of watching them as I go to bed. It be cool if my childhood shows became pornos. Pink Ranger getting nailed by all the other rangers. Who do you think she would like better the white ranger or the black ranger? Trick question she would pick the yellow ranger because she likes the Asian girls.
5. The IT Crowd - This show is a awesome UK television show about two computer guys (not nerds they are people too just because they know more about technology then you doesn't make them a nerd, stop being so rude) going through every day social problems with their boss who just happens to be a woman. Everyone knows all the computer girls are married its so hard to find a girl who knows about computers. Nothing is sexier then a woman telling me she wants to defrag my hard drive and help me with my trojans while wearing a World of Warcraft shirt. (Go Alliance!).
4. Heroes - This show was by far a great super hero show. I was very upset to hear it was being canceled. It had a great cast and had its up and downs. I loved the idea of taking people with super powers and put them through REAL situations of life, nothing like you would see in a comic book where the hero saves the day and every one loves them. If they ever decide to make a movie out of this show I will go to it wearing a Claire Bennet Shirt saying "Save the Cheerleader Save My Pride!"
3. Arrested Development - AD was the best comedy show back in the day. They are making a movie out of this show and I can not wait. Only problem is this show went off the air years ago, so everyone is going to look a lot older. That's all we need to see is George Micheal older now still acting like a child and are they going to do that narrator voice through out the movie that would just be weird.
2. Big Bang Theory - I can't say much but THIS SHOW IS GOD DAMN IT THE BEST COMEDY SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN! I bold the letter I to show you that its my opinion and I do not need some low life commenting how I have no taste in television shows now but Shelton Cooper is a like of me. He is doesn't understand the way people socialize, does not care about what people think, does what he wants, he knows a lot about computers, plays video games, reads comic books, and buys awesome shirts. It's such a funny show when it comes to science and comic books. Penny is super hot and have great assets ( and I do not mean her great looking boobies) to the show, it brings down all the great humor of the show wit her lower IQ humor.
1. Dexter - Who would have guessed? It might be because of my giant man crush on Micheal C. Hall. It's not my fault he does so great in his shows and movies. Also it's not because I own everything he has been in. Just in case you was wondering no I was not turned on when he played a gay guy in the show Six Feet Under. That bothered me a lot just because I was not in it. Just playing. The show is great. I love the story line and I like the cast. The show makes me want to go to Miami and enjoy the weather half the time. If I see a killing or two maybe I will try to get the murderer but I am no Dexter Morgan so most likely I will be killed. Also I wouldn't marry my sister in real life. I will find it awkward in bed. Especially if she wants to role play with me as the show's characters. But just check out the show Dexter its about a serial killer who kills serial killers. Its awesome. I won't be disappointed.
I swear I am not turned on by this!
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