Inception. Real or Fake?

What is Inception? Inception is the establishment or starting point of something; the beginning.

Did you know that there is a MRI Scanner that takes images of your brain and can determine what you was looking at? If they did that to me, then they will find me disturbing and creepy. All I know is there be a hot nurse putting me under the machine and ill be trying to look up her skirt. That will be the image they will get from my head.

To get into inception someone would need to go into your dream and make you see their way of the dream. So you would not be able to tell whats real and whats fake. Unless they create a world of candy then you was just incepted by a child. Congrats.

To understand if your in inception is to know if your in a dream.  If you are able to understand whats going on then your most likely in inception. I know in my dreams whenever the good part is about the happen my alarm goes off. I do not understand why it takes me so long to get to that good part. The good part is when I save the world from extinction by having sex with Jessica Alba. But if I was in inception that dream would only last a minute.

Minutes are like hours in inception. You slow up time. You can accomplish a lot while in inception but then again nothing of it is real. So your time is wasted. Get a job in inception.

The laws oh physics do not imply in dreams. So you are able to do whatever you want. But in inception they do imply. You can die and go into limbo.

Limbo is is an expanse of infinite raw subconscious. It is the deepest anyone can travel into the mind. In there you might meet more people or be alone. If I was there I would just create a new world and wait for someone to join me. Then welcome them those weirdest way I can. First impressions are everything.

So is inception real or fake? I would say it is real but done in differently ways. There are studies that we can learn in our sleep by playing audio books when we are asleep. We might be resting but our mind is still going. The study is called hypnopaedia. Here is a link referring to it http://www.sleepdex.org/hypnopaedia.htm





Note:After reading this blog, I realize no one should get incepted by me. I would make your dream a big porno. Where I get all the love and make you watch. Unless your a chick.

Are you a Zombie?

I am currently doing mindless research on who ever read this might be a zombie. Some of the research was slightly stupid and some of it may be true. This is my research report on how you may be a zombie.



Do you just stare at a wall while at work as time goes by? You may be a zombie.

Are you able to smell new odors that you never smelled before? Good news is you are still able to tell what smells bad and what smells good. Bad news is you might have rotten flesh somewhere on you and you may be a zombie.

Did you just come out of a body bag covered in blood and torn clothes? Well, you was just in a horrible accident and is able to tell to others about it. You are a zombie.

Do you have lack of sleep throughout the nights? Chances are you are a zombie or just have insomnia. Most likely insomnia but this is a blog about being a zombie. So you are a zombie.

If you walk slow and is unable to run or sprint. Then you might not be from the movie 28 Days Later or you just had a mild stroke. Well in that case you shouldn't be reading my blog, you zombie.

Do you suddenly have the craving for brain food? No I am not talking about food that will help you think better. I am talking about actually brains and if this is making you hungry. You are certainly a zombie.


If you have the ability to take a shotgun and shoot yourself in the chest and get back up. Then you are a zombie or wearing a bulletproof vest. And in that case you are a very smart zombie.

Too be honest, if you have bad odors, can't sleep, stair at walls, and have the craving for flesh. Then your most likely a cannibal. Sorry If I led you thinking you might a zombie. I know how cool that would have been but in reality you have issues.

 

I wouldn't mind letting her eat me though. 

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Funny Quotes

Here are some quotes from television shows and movies that I think are funny. There's so many good ones out there so if I miss a good one just put it in the comments I would love to read it.

(Futurama)
Dr. Zoidberg : This "love" intrigues me. Teach me to fake it.

Solider: Why is this godforsaken hellhole worth dying for?
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Don't ask me. You're the ones who are going to be dying.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Sweet zombie Jesus!


(Big Bang Theory)
Sheldon Copper: Bazinga!

(Super Bad)
Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.


Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?


Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

(Sex Drive)
Ian: Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
Randy: Cause we're the shit.
Andy: Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.

Ian: You don't know my brother, okay? He's gonna fuck my ass with a roll of quarters!
Ezekiel: What? He's gonna what? With what?
Ian: Oh, yeah! He's gonna go get off work early, and he's gonna walk into the bank, stand in line, change a 10, find my ass, and just... fuck it... with a roll of fucking quarters.

Lance: I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean, seriously, what are the odds?


(Knocked Up)
Alison Scott: I was drunk!
Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?

Alison Scott: Why don't you go FUCK your FUCKING Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once!

Ben Stone: You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck?

Jonah: I can't believe you didn't fucking wear a bag, WHO DOES THAT?
Jason: Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms if you weren't gonna use 'em, man?
Jonah: I can't believe you did this. You fucked everything up.
Jason: The real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.
Jonah: Well that's true. Everyone knows that.
Jason: What goes up must come down.

Deadly Impact

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1082577/

About Deadly Impact

The Lion is a formidable assassin - clever, skilled, and cruel. In Albuquerque, he forces police detective Tom Armstrong into a tailspin of grief. Several years later, Armstrong's living alone in Mexico when the FBI seeks him out to help: they may have a lead on the Lion. Back in Albuquerque it seems that the Lion has unfinished business, and while he pursues his unknown objectives, he also stays one deadly step ahead of the police and the FBI. For Armstrong it's personal. Can he return to the states and find the arch villain, or is he walking back into more pain and loss?

 My Review

I have to be honest. The only reason why I picked up this movie was for Sean Patrick Flanery. Who doesn't love "Boondock Saints" right? The beginning of this movie had my full attention. It gave an awesome situation for a main character to face. Then the rest of the movie was losing my attention minute after minute. Don't get me wrong the acting was good, it was just the plot that was weak. I am going to explain this assassin named "The Lion" but beware he's nothing special. The guy was not intimating at all. He looked like a guy anyone can beat up and some how he was always step ahead of everyone else. He used technology and bombs to kill people. What kind of assassin is that? Why not just call him a terrorist because that's what he is doing. He goes around making demands or he blows up something. To me that will be a terrorist not an assassin. This movie stunk and that's hard for me to say because I respect all movies just do a better job on making sense. 

1 out of 5 Stars.

Green Screen Test

Me and Matt was bored the other day and we decided to finally create a green scene in the studio. We got the supplies and got to work. Here is our green scene test having fun with the Seven Urges clip. We look a little off because there wasn't enough light in the studio.

www.sevenurges.com

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Bamboozle/Favortie Band Movie

All weekend long I am attending the Bamboozle festival. I will have a new movie review either Sunday night or Monday morning. www.thebamboozle.com

Here is my favorite movie involving a band trying to become famous.

Scott Pilgrim VS The World

This movie was hilarious. It is random, has great special effects editing, and has various types of music.

Its about a band who wants to get a record deal. So they sign up for battle of the bands and other shows. The bass player Scott has a girlfriend then he falls in love with a new chick and his ex girlfriend who is also in an another band comes into town. She offers his band to open up for her band. So now he is in a dilemma of breaking up with his girlfriend for the new girl and at the same time his ex is in town.    

If you have nothing to do one, this is definitely a movie to rent. Just remember if your going to watch this with a girl the movie will be so awesome that you will forget all about her. She might not like this. I know mine didn't.