Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The problems on deleting porn

If your like me you wonder do I have too much porn? Well I don't know the answer to it. But when I think about that question, I just start to delete the porn from my hard dive. As in process of deleting the videos I run into multiple issues either I get turned on looking at the videos and just stop deleting, I have a hard time deleting certain videos, or I say forget it I'll do it later. After trying to get my 1tb hard drive cleared of porn a few months later I finally get the job done. Then once it's done I'm like oh I have 800 gbs free let me download some new ones and now I'm back to 1tb. Now I'm thinking Is porn addicting? Yes it is! They should just make a site like Netflix but only with porn with instant streaming on consoles, computers, and phones. It will make my life so much better. I call it Pornflix!

If you have any situations make a comment below. I'm sure I'm not the only person who has this issue.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Thor

Thor
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800369/

So last night I saw the movie Thor. I am a big Marvel fan and let me tell you this Thor was great. It was exactly how I expected it to be. Chris Hemsworth hits the character right on the tip of a nail. The acting was marvelous. See what I did there. If not let me explain it for fun. This is a Marvel movie and I just called the acting MARVELous. Natalie Portman, I have seen her in a couple of movies lately and her acting just gets me every time. She is marvelous The villain was a different kind of a villain he wasn't 100% evil. He just wanted to make his foster father proud and make him king. He would not stop his rampage until he got his way and who wouldn't espacially after you find out your adopted. The guy wasn't even mad either about being adopted, he still acted like he was one in the family. I thought that was interesting and marvelous.

I am not a Thor fan but this movie makes me want to go pick up some Thor comics and get excited for a sequel. But I did find some problems with the movie and if you guys don't know me by now, I find out problems just for the hell of it. I was not impressed with the way Thor's universe looked. Even though it might looked that way in the comics, I believe it could have been more detailed. The action wasn't enough. Thor is suppose to be bad ass and he's not even in enough action. He's not even a trouble maker. He gets exiled to Earth and he makes friends no problem. I would've had him kick some old mans ass and take candy from a baby. I mean come on your father just banned you from home. Start making a new name for yourself. Become King of Earth and get revenge. Then become good because you feel bad and you want to bang Natalie Portman. That would be my Idol. I would get a Thor's name tattoo in a heart on my chest. But do not get me wrong the movie is good. This is just me ranting on.  I am difficult to please.


Also If Marvel Studios really want to impress me, they will invest in Deadpool the movie. They should totally run up to DC take the Green Lantern 2 contract rip it up and sign Ryan Reynold to the movie. Reynolds would do it, he doesn't care he just wants money. Then I will see that movie in IMAX Theaters with a Deadpool shirt on, holding a Deadpool action figure, having my friends hold my Deadpool comic books to make sure movie references a right to the comics, and while writing the best review ever on this blog. If you haven't figure it out yet Deadpool is my favorite Marvel character. A Deadpool movie would make things marvelous.



By The Way, Let me clarify who Deadpool is.

Not Deadpool

 Deadpool