I am currently doing mindless research on who ever read this might be a zombie. Some of the research was slightly stupid and some of it may be true. This is my research report on how you may be a zombie.
Do you just stare at a wall while at work as time goes by? You may be a zombie.
Are you able to smell new odors that you never smelled before? Good news is you are still able to tell what smells bad and what smells good. Bad news is you might have rotten flesh somewhere on you and you may be a zombie.
Did you just come out of a body bag covered in blood and torn clothes? Well, you was just in a horrible accident and is able to tell to others about it. You are a zombie.
Do you have lack of sleep throughout the nights? Chances are you are a zombie or just have insomnia. Most likely insomnia but this is a blog about being a zombie. So you are a zombie.
If you walk slow and is unable to run or sprint. Then you might not be from the movie 28 Days Later or you just had a mild stroke. Well in that case you shouldn't be reading my blog, you zombie.
Do you suddenly have the craving for brain food? No I am not talking about food that will help you think better. I am talking about actually brains and if this is making you hungry. You are certainly a zombie.
If you have the ability to take a shotgun and shoot yourself in the chest and get back up. Then you are a zombie or wearing a bulletproof vest. And in that case you are a very smart zombie.
Too be honest, if you have bad odors, can't sleep, stair at walls, and have the craving for flesh. Then your most likely a cannibal. Sorry If I led you thinking you might a zombie. I know how cool that would have been but in reality you have issues.
Do you just stare at a wall while at work as time goes by? You may be a zombie.
Are you able to smell new odors that you never smelled before? Good news is you are still able to tell what smells bad and what smells good. Bad news is you might have rotten flesh somewhere on you and you may be a zombie.
Did you just come out of a body bag covered in blood and torn clothes? Well, you was just in a horrible accident and is able to tell to others about it. You are a zombie.
Do you have lack of sleep throughout the nights? Chances are you are a zombie or just have insomnia. Most likely insomnia but this is a blog about being a zombie. So you are a zombie.
If you walk slow and is unable to run or sprint. Then you might not be from the movie 28 Days Later or you just had a mild stroke. Well in that case you shouldn't be reading my blog, you zombie.
Do you suddenly have the craving for brain food? No I am not talking about food that will help you think better. I am talking about actually brains and if this is making you hungry. You are certainly a zombie.
If you have the ability to take a shotgun and shoot yourself in the chest and get back up. Then you are a zombie or wearing a bulletproof vest. And in that case you are a very smart zombie.
Too be honest, if you have bad odors, can't sleep, stair at walls, and have the craving for flesh. Then your most likely a cannibal. Sorry If I led you thinking you might a zombie. I know how cool that would have been but in reality you have issues.
I wouldn't mind letting her eat me though.
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