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My Top 3 Super Hero Movies

I haven't watched any new movies lately. I thought ill give you another top list. Here is my top 3 favorite Super Hero Movies.

3. The Incredible Hulk (2008)

I honestly thought Edward Norton made an awesome Bruce Banner. This movie was so much better then the older one and I thought the CGI was great. I am not a big Hulk kind of fan but this movie made me like the Hulk all over again. I am really upset Edward Norton will not be returning as the Hulk.

2. Kick Ass

You have Kick Ass and Hit Girl, my god what a great duo. Hit Girl is by far the toughest chick I have seen in movies. She will do unspeakable things to you. So unspeakable that I can not even think of anything on what she can do. You also have the Red Mist with a banging ass car and all the money in the world to destroy anyone. Kick Ass can take a beaten and I respect that. He does not give up. This movie definitely moved me. I am looking forward to a future sequel if it gets made.

1. The Dark Knight

The sequel to Christopher Nolan's "Batman Begins".  He is a breath taking director. He made this movie look so bad ass and with Heath Ledgers performance as the Joker really made this movie what it is today. It's really upsetting about Heath's death. If he would have been alive today, I am sure this man would have one many awards for his acting. I can not digress enough on how much Heath made me felt as the Joker. I don't think anyone can fill in those shoes and it makes me happy that they are not using the role in the new batman movie.

My Top 3 Favorite Killers (that seem logical)

Have you ever watched a thriller/horror film and said that will never happen in real life. Well, your probably right but there are some movies with killers that seem like it could happen. There are many out there. Here is my top 3 favorite killers.

3. Dr. Heiter (The Human Centipede) 

 This is a sick doctor and I do not mean he is ill. This guy looked for perfect suspects that have the same skin types so he can create a human centipede. He stitched them up from ass to mouth and cut out a piece of their knee so they can't stand. He teaches them how to become a human centipede through training. And your either A or a B in the human centipede. and let me tell you do not want to be a B. 

2. Jake Gallo (Pathology)

 Jake creates a game, how did this person die. He has his class mates create the perfect murder and has everyone else guess how was it done. It's a disgusting movie when you see the class mates opening up the bodies trying to find clues while he sits there and watch. 

1. Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs)

 This is a person who eats other people. He doesn't care if your alive or dead. He will pick at your brain and eat your heart out. You think a dog's bite to the face is bad, try him out for size. This is definitely one man you do not want to end up in a room with. I wonder how he likes his steak rare or well done?

Surveillance

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409345/

About Surveillance

Grisly murders occur in a small town. Two FBI agents arrive, set up their cameras in three interview rooms, and set up interviews of three survivors: a girl of about nine, a foul-mouthed cop with a bandaged hand, and a young woman of about 20 who uses drugs. Each tells their story as the male FBI agent listens and watches from a separate room: the girl draws for and talks to the female agent, the local chief interviews the injured cop, and two officers interview the young woman. As they tell their stories, some of which are inaccurate and self-serving, we see what actually happened the day before. Can the agents or anyone else put the pieces together? 

My Review

 

Surveillance had a different feel for me as a independent film.  I am pretty sure Jennifer Lynch won an award for this movie in a horror genre for best director. The movie wasn't a bad feel nor a good one but it still held my attention throughout the film. You find out that there are killers on the loose with no motive. No one knows why they are killing random people and knows who they are. These are my kind of killers. Who honestly needs a motive anymore? It's overrated. Sometimes people blame video games or what people see in the movies, this might be true but in my perspective its not. I think people kill because they have nothing better to do. They have tried the good life, didn't like it and would rather hear people scream for their meaningless life. This is those types of killers in this movie. I love it. I don't want to see someone getting revenge over their mothers death. I also don't want to see someone getting revenge over being burned, you touched little kids you deserved it. I just want to see some brutal killing.

So we are left with three survivors at a local police station from an attack made by these killers. FBI comes and interviews each person in separate rooms. The three people are a crooked cop, a drug user chick, and a little girl who is very detailed about her descriptions. During the interviews, each people tries to make them sound like they are angels but we see in a flash back what they really did. Let me say they are angels compared to New Jersey but in the movie they are still messed up for what they do.

But later in the movie, they are some twist that didn't have me like "Holy Fish sticks"  (No I am not a gay fish who likes fish dicks) but still was enough to move me.

3 out of 5 Stars

I think the next best psyco killer out there should be Charlie Sheen. Hes just creepy.

Surveillance Review Tomorrow

I will release my review for the movie "Surveillance" tomorrow morning. Stay Tuned.

Cage Rage!

It's such a beautiful morning. Why not start it off with a little bit of Cage Rage! Enjoy.

Super Review

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1512235/

About Super

After his wife falls under the influence of a drug dealer, an everyday guy transforms himself into Crimson Bolt, a superhero with the best intentions, though he lacks for heroic skills. 

 

My Review

This movie is a great independent film. I was upset that this movie wasn't a wide release in theaters. I think this movie would have done great. This movie could not have been low budget. It offers great CGI and special effects throughout the film. It also gives a nice feel on the violence considering it actually shows it. The movie also has a dark humor to itself that was good.

Rainn Wilson plays a great wanna be super hero. It was good to see him in a serious role then a comical one that is portrayed in the show called The Office. Ellen Page, I am not a big fan of but I thought was great in this movie. She delivered a great character role that supports the main character in the film. They are a great action wanna be super hero duo. 

I also checked out other people's reviews on this movie and  all of the reviews were very similar, "This is a rip off of Kick Ass". I do not think this is any way true. Kick Ass was about a kid trying to be a super hero to stop crime in general. In Super its about a guy who wants to save his wife from a drug dealer. He just happens to stop crime during the process and being religious at the same time.  He believes god is showing him the way of being a super hero. When in Kick Ass he was just doing it to be cool and to be accepted.

For what this movie is, I support it 100% and I will be getting it when it is release on DVD. I hope there is special features like showing the making of this film or behind the scenes. The movie is Super.

5 out of 5 Stars.

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Super Review Tonight

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Scream 4

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1262416/

 

About Scream 4

Sidney Prescott, now the author of a self-help book, returns home to Woodsboro on the last stop of her book tour. There she reconnects with Sheriff Dewey and Gale, who are now married, as well as her cousin Jill and her Aunt Kate. Unfortunately, Sidney's appearance also brings about the return of Ghostface, putting Sidney, Gale, and Dewey, along with Jill, her friends, and the whole town of Woodsboro in danger.

 

My Review

Over the weekend, I kept hearing this movie being categorize as a horror movie. It is in some extent but it is more of a thriller/suspense type of movie.  This movie made me feel like the other movies which is great. The director Wes Craven did not displease me, but that is only how I felt during the movie. What I thought was, there are three characters who survived  attacks by three previous killers, so by now they should be very familiar with the formula. 

 

A. He wears the same outfit even with the same worker boots. B. He comes from corners and dark areas. C. He only uses a knife. D. He can leave a scene of a crime without being heard. 

Another thing that was getting underneath my skin was every character in the scream movies always walks around not prepared for an attack. They know they are targeted but still do not carry any sort of a weapon. They know he uses a knife so why not bring a gun? They also know he waits for when they are alone somewhere so why not have a buddy system. It's one guy who just killed tops 10 people a movie. Seems to me Woodsboro needs new police officers or something.

On other notes, even though there is dry areas in the plot but there is one thing that got me applauding and that is the ending. Once I find out who the killer is I was shocked. I did not see that coming. The blood and gore had its moments and the cast acting was good. 

4 out of 5 Stars 

(Wasn't the best movie out there but it reminded me how good the first one was)

 

 

Two of my favorite actresses was in this movie and only for like 3 minutes.

I am very upset so here is a picture of them from Scream 4.

Happy Easter

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My Favortie Ten Movie Twist

I figured I would write about my favorite movie twist that I thought would be mind blowing if it happen in real life. I am always going to write what I would done differently.

10. The Ring - There is a VHS tape with about 15 second of video clips involving hints of a murder  and who ever watches it dies in seven days by a little Gothic girl who was torture as a child and drowned in a well. One day a mother watches it and then her child finds it and watches it as well. Now its up to the mother to find out the history of this little girl and save her soul.

Here is the Twist: She actually ends up saving her soul but only to release it out of the tape and kill whoever she wants.

What I would've done: In my day of age I would take the VHS tape copy it to a DVD because I won't have a VHS player and uploaded it to youtube and send it to everyone who pisses me off. If anyone else sees it on youtube not my fault and no one can stop it because the owners of youtube would have to see it first to delete it off of their website. I know its messed up and I know you don't agree with this. That's why you will get a nice e-mail link saying hey i miss you let be friends check out this video.

9. Psycho - This is one of my favorite Alfred Hitchcock movies. This man owns a hotel and lives in a house up the hill with his mother. A murder happen in his hotel and he's a suspect. There's an investigation done on his house and can not find his mother.

Here is the Twist: The man's mother was dead years ago and he kept her corpse in the house. He had a split personalty where he would act like his mother the whole time and kill anyone who tried to find out.

What I would've done: If I had my own hotel, I would move on from my lost there's no point to cry over it forever and make my hotel a sweet 5 star hotel where all the pimps can share their hoes with celebrities and people have money like Tiger Woods.

8. Star Wars - This franchise is awesome. It's about a young jedi  Luke Skywalker destroying the dark side who is run by the emperor who has Darth Vader doing his errands in the death star. Luke saves a princess and blows up the death star.

Here is the Twist: The Princess ends up being Lukes sister and Darth Vader is his father.

What I would've done: I would've just turned to the dark side and worked with my father. How would not anyone understand where I am coming from? My mother was killed and I didn't know who my father was. I had no family but an old man. So why wouldn't just say "eff it"?

7. The Number 23: Its about a man who becomes obsessed with the number 23. He finds it everyone he looks and finds a book explaining it. The book changes his life and ruins it.

Here is the Twist: He actually is insane and had a different life. He was the one who wrote that book.

What I would've done: Nothing. I am just like him. I have the obsession of the number 13. Its the amount of letters in my first and lame name. Its in the movie company I own. It comes up very often in my life. Its how many fingers and toes I have. It is my I.Q score and sperm count. It haunts me.


6.  The Prestige- Two performs on the stage decided to split and do their own shows. One gets jealous over the other one act that involved him to go throw one door and out the other one in a split second. He investigates and can't find out how does he do it.

Here is the Twist: The guy actually has a twin brother to do the trick with him.

What I would've done: I would have done something to the guy to show he's not really doing the act by himself. Maybe rough him up a bit.

5.  The Sixth Sense- A little boy has the ability to see dead people and see what their story was. He is also followed around by his father who tries to help him out.

Here is the Twist: His father is actually dead and he was a ghost the whole time.

What I would've done: Make money. I would sell the shit out of my ability. "Lost a love one, Come talk to Jag. I will make sure you get everything you wanted to say to them by tonight for only $1,500.00 an hour" I know its pricey but hey  I need money for gas too.

4. Scream - A girl loses her mother a year ago and now there is a killer on the lose coming for her. The killer is picking off her friends one by one and she has no one but hey boyfriend.

Here is the Twist - Her boyfriend is actually the killer but wait that's not it. He actually killed her mother too because her mother is the reason his parents broke up.

What I would've done: Stab her first then tell her my story about her mother. Why should I tell her my story first? Every one knows that motivates people to live and be heroic. Its like is anyone tries to be heroic and comment my page about my opinions I'll do something first then tell you why.
 
3. Saw - Two people are stuck in a room with no clue how they got there. They are asked to play a game on survival and all they have to do is listen to the rooms and they live. There is a dead body in the middle of the floor and they have no clue how he got there.

Here is the Twist - They both failed and the body in the room was actually the killer who had they play the game and was alive the whole time.

What I would've done: If I was one of the people in that room and I saw a dead body on the ground, I would find something to poke it with just to see what happens. And I don't think I would play any of the games. You have me locked in a room with another person and a dead guy, you already pissed me off. I am too stubborn to play child games.

2. Shutter Island - About a detective looking for a person who escaped and insane asylum on an island. He looks for clue and has flash backs on his wife and kids. A lot of freaky stuff on this island.

Here is the Twist: He is that person is he looking for. Supposedly the people who run it let him out and let him play detective and give him medication to clam himself.

What I would've done: Left the island and never come back. Change my name fly to a new country. Get a hot Brazilian wife and enjoy not being on that island.


1. Fight Club - A worker doesn't enjoy his life so he goes to this club and meets the guy. The guy changes his life and creates fight club. A club where people can fight and take there anger out with no worries.

Here is the Twist - The man he meets ends up being himself. He had a split personality and everything the guy did was really him doing.

What I would've done: I would've done the same thing but hit on more girls. If my alter ego looked like Brad Pitt I'll be cocky too. I would be macking every chick I see and swooping them up with my sports car. And Fight Club I would make it worldwide and bigger then UFC. I'll be rich. If I ever did see Brad Pitt I would steal Angelina Jolie from him and be like "Want to fight about it?"

HAPPY 420!

Top Five T.V. Shows

 
I figured I would write my top five television shows. There is currently so many television shows out there that it is hard to pick just five. I almost picked childhood shows like Power Rangers or Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles but I just can't because I don't want someone knowing my dark secret of watching them as I go to bed. It be cool if my childhood shows became pornos. Pink Ranger getting nailed by all the other rangers. Who do you think she would like better the white ranger or the black ranger? Trick question she would pick the yellow ranger because she likes the Asian girls.



5. The IT Crowd - This show is a awesome UK television show about two computer guys (not nerds they are people too just because they know more about technology then you doesn't make them a nerd, stop being so rude) going through every day social problems with their boss who just happens to be a woman. Everyone knows all the computer girls are married its so hard to find a girl who knows about computers. Nothing is sexier then a woman telling me she wants to defrag my hard drive and help me with my trojans while wearing a World of Warcraft shirt. (Go Alliance!).

4. Heroes - This show was by far a great super hero show. I was very upset to hear it was being canceled. It had a great cast and had its up and downs. I loved the idea of taking people with super powers and put them through REAL situations of life, nothing like you would see in a comic book where the hero saves the day and every one loves them. If they ever decide to make a movie out of this show I will go to it wearing a Claire Bennet Shirt saying "Save the Cheerleader Save My Pride!"

 

3. Arrested Development - AD was the best comedy show back in the day. They are making a movie out of this show and I can not wait. Only problem is this show went off the air years ago, so everyone is going to look a lot older. That's all we need to see is George Micheal older now still acting like a child and are they going to do that narrator voice through out the movie that would just be weird. 

2. Big Bang Theory - I can't say much but THIS SHOW IS GOD DAMN IT THE BEST COMEDY SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN! I bold the letter I to show you that its my opinion and I do not need some low life commenting how I have no taste in television shows now but Shelton Cooper is a like of me. He is doesn't understand the way people socialize, does not care about what people think, does what he wants, he knows a lot about computers, plays video games, reads comic books, and buys awesome shirts. It's such a funny show when it comes to science and comic books. Penny is super hot and have great assets ( and I do not mean her great looking boobies)  to the show, it brings down all the great humor of the show wit her lower IQ humor.

 

1. Dexter - Who would have guessed? It might be because of my giant man crush on Micheal C. Hall. It's not my fault he does so great in his shows and movies. Also it's not because I own everything he has been in. Just in case you was wondering no I was not turned on when he played a gay guy in the show Six Feet Under. That bothered me a lot just because I was not in it. Just playing. The show is great. I love the story line and I like the  cast. The show makes me want to go to Miami and enjoy the weather half the time. If I see a killing or two maybe I will try to get the murderer but I am no Dexter Morgan so most likely I will be killed. Also I wouldn't marry my sister in real life. I will find it awkward in bed. Especially if she wants to role play with me as the show's characters. But just check out the show Dexter its about a serial killer who kills serial killers. Its awesome. I won't be disappointed.  

I swear I am not turned on by this!

The Room

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368226/

About The Room

Johnny is a successful banker with great respect for and dedication to the people in his life, especially his future wife Lisa. Johnny can also be a little too trusting at times which haunts him later on. Lisa is a beautiful blonde fiancé of Johnny. She has always gotten her way and will manipulate to get what she wants. She is a taker, with a double personality, and her deadly schemes lead to her own downfall. Mark is a young, successful and independent best friend of Johnny. He has a good heart, but gets caught up in Lisa's dangerous web and gives into temptation. This eventually brings him to great loss. Claudette is the classy, sophisticated mother of Lisa who has had disappointing relationships in her life. She wants her daughter to be married as soon as possible so she can benefit. Denny is an orphan boy, naive and confused about life, love, and friendship. Denny is very ambitious and also very grateful to the people that are in his life...

My Review

Terrible! Terrible! Terrible!

This movie sucked harder then any gay guy in NJ. I could not even watch the entire movie. I was falling asleep. The beginning of the movie made me feel like I am about to watch an episode of Full House. I was excited but then I notice the name Tommy Wiseau and how often it came up.

Starring Tommy Wiseau

Written by Tommy Wiseau

Produced by Tommy Wiseau

Directed by Tommy Wiseau

 This guy had no more to argue with but himself. He gave himself easy lines that don't last more then 5 seconds. "Anything for my girl." and "Anything for my princess". Tommy was emotionless and looked like he was on drugs. I think the reason I don't like him that much is because I feel like he does every single day of my life.

1 out of 5 Stars

(It gets 1 star because it's the only movie I do not want to watch again and I can't watch more then 5 minutes of it. Kudos to you.)

Top Ten

Tonight I will be posting my review for the movie "The Room". I thought I would still give you guys something to read today. Here is a list of my Top Ten Favorite Movies.

10. Sucker Punch - This movie build me up for an awesome non-stop action packed movie and it delivered. I loved this movie. This is a movie I am definitely buying when it comes out on Blu-Ray DVD.

9. Sex Drive - This movie every time I watched it, I laughed so hard. The only other movie that ever made me feel this way was EuroTrip. Sex Drive is a hilarious movie that should get more credit then what it got.

8. Clerks - Written by one of my favorite Directors/Writers Kevin Smith. It's awesome to be able to hold my attention throughout the whole film inside a small clerk store just with dialogue.

7. Kill Bill - This movie was separated into two volumes. The movie had so much gore and had to add a black and white fight scene to avoid a NC-17 rating. This movie is great.

6. The Collector - I watched this movie so many times. The Collector brings in a new killer that is similar to Jason but a lot smarter. The guy traps people in a house and tortures them. He is able to take pain and get his target. I love it. He doesn't die.

5. Machete - Let me start with "Oh My Lord" Jessica Alba does a shower scene in this movie that imprinted the scene into my brain and I will never forget it. Machete offers a very bloody gore movie. Theres even a part where he rip's out a mans intestine and uses to swing from the top floor's window to the one below it. Awesome.

4. Pulp Fiction - Best one line movie I have ever seen. This movie was a tough decision because I also love the movie Boondocks Saints. Pulp Fiction offers Bruce Willis, John Travolta and Samuel Jackson and its a great formula for any movie.

3. Inception - Blown my mind. It's such a deep movie that had me thinking whats next during the whole movie. The directing style was great as well.

2. Sin City - Packed full of actors and actresses, based off of a graphic novel, animated CGI violence, and directed by Robert Rodriguez equals dirty dirty sex. This movie grabbed me by the shirt and said "I am going to rock your world!". It did and I am okay that it touched me like that. Must see if you have not already.

Number One is..

Saw Series

The Saw Series was expanded into seven movies. Every movie I loved. It had dull moments but made up for it with a nice sweet kill. The story line was awesome. The two guys who wrote Saw are my idols. They are so creative when it comes to torture porn. I look forward to every movie these guys make and it upsets me a lot that Saw had to end.

Tomorrow The Room

Tonight I am going to be checking out the movie "The Room" I hear terrible things about this movie. I have to see it for myself. I am sure I'll find something I like about it.

Scream 3 (Spoiler Alert)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134084/

About Scream 3

A new film is currently in production, and a killer is on the loose. The murders draw a reporter, ex-cop, and young woman to the set of the movie inspired by their life. They soon find out that they are dealing with a trilogy, and in a trilogy...anything can happen. 

My Review

The movie kills off Liev Schreiber right off in Scream 3 and I was upset over it. It had to be done. "Stab 2" is in production and there is a new killer on the loose, but this time he's killing off cast members who play characters he really wants to kill. Whatever makes him happy right? I mean come on if I knew there was a killer after me all I have to do is create a movie about myself and he goes and kills my actor. Awesome. Then I started to think If I was the killer, why would I use the same outfit the last killers used? Why not change it up? There are survivors, by now they should be some what Ghostface expects.

1. He wears all black and a Ghostface mask.

2. He only uses a knife.

3. He's not very good at running.

4. He doesn't die.

5. Always wears jeans and boots.

6. No he's not Jason.

But don't get me wrong I love the character Ghostface. He's not uptight and he can be humorous when he talks on the phone.  Now, how are they going to make the killer fit in the story line. Surprise! Sidney has a brother she didn't know about. Her mother abandon her kid and forgot to mention him to Sidney and he happens to be the director of the movie "Stab". Now he wants to kill his sister which she knew nothing about him. Not my favorite ending but movie still had the same feeling I had with the others and I think that's why I liked all the Scream movies nothing changed when it came to movie style.

3 out of 5 Stars.

Scream 2 (Spolier Alert)

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120082/

About Scream 2

It has been two years since the tragic events at Woodsboro. Sidney Prescott and Randy Meeks are trying to get on with their lives, and are currently both students at Windsor College. Cotton Weary is out of prison, and is trying to cash in on his unfortunate incarceration. Gale Weathers has written a bestseller, "The Woodsboro Murders," which has been turned into the film, "Stab," starring Tori Spelling as Sidney. As the film's play date approaches, the cycle of death begins anew. Dewey Riley immediately flies out of Woodsboro to try to protect Sidney, his "surrogate sister." But in this sequel to the 1996 horror film, the number of suspects only goes down as the body count slowly goes up! 

My Review

Let me start with I liked the first Scream a lot. I am happy that the company decided to do another film. They introduce three new actors that I thought were great choices. Liev Schreiber who plays as the accused killer who goes to jail for a crime he did not do and he comes back to talk to Sidney. Timothy Olyphant who plays as a friend to Sidney. Jerry O'Connell who plays as Sidney's new boyfriend.
In Scream 2, there is a movie in it called "Stab" which is a story from the first Scream. There is a scene where they give everyone Ghostface outfits to whoever goes see the movie. A female gets killed during the movie "Stab" and all you see is everyone cheering and wearing the Ghostface outfits. I thought it was the worst killing scene I have seen. I am also wondering where did the outfit come from? Like did the first killer had a regular ghost mask and left it by a fire and it just melted in that shape? "Holy Shit!, This looks awesome. Sidney is going to love it." I like Wes Craven movies and I thought the script is well written. I like the ending in Scream 2. The whole time I was wondering how are they going to bring this killer back. Bringing the first killer's mother (that's how) into it was a great move and I applaud to it.

3 out of 5 Stars

Scream (Spolier Alert)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117571/

About Scream

One year after the death of Sidney Prescott's (Campbell) mother, two students turn up gutted. When a serial killer appears, Sidney begins to suspect whether her mother's death and the two new deaths are related. No one is safe, as the killer begins to pick everyone off one by one. Everyone's a suspect in this case.

My Review

Let me start with, this movie was suppose to get a NC-17 rating for all the graphic violence it has. It doesn't come close to the horror I have seen but then this movie was created in 1996. Scream was great. I enjoyed it but of course I had issues with it. 

Drew Barrymore's character was useless in my opinion. She was the typical dumb blonde. She was waiting for her boyfriend and she gets a phone call from a guy with what it sounds like a electronic voice. If it was me I would of told the guy to go Eff himself not amuse him on the phone. Then we see her boyfriend Steve on her back porch duct taped to a chair. How was the killer even able to put that guy there so quietly and quickly? Also, Why was Steve so willingly to do this? The guy is a football jock. I feel like he could've kicked the knife killer's ass.  In that scene, I think the part that bother me the most was she had the chance to run three times when she saw the killer in her house searching for her. She even saw a car coming from a distance that she could've made a run for. The killer had a knife not a gun.  So she deserved to die. If she somehow lived and was in the rest of the movie, I would have hated it. 

Neve Campbell plays Sidney the hero/victim of Scream. She was pretty good in Scream but I don't think she shouldn't be the main character. She needs to die. All she does is goes around upset over her mothers death while everyone is dying around her. She doesn't even care.

Skeet Ulrich plays Billy who is Sidney's boyfriend. The only reason I liked him is because he is a show called "Jericho" that I liked. He did have a great performance in Scream. He has a nice killer side to him but I wasn't sold. Jamie Kennedy was good in Scream too.

Now I saved the best for last Matthew Lillard who plays as Stuart. He was awesome. I loved him as a killer. It was sad to see Sidney's ridiculous strength pushing a 32" tube TV onto  Stuarts head. Have you ever picked one of those TV's up? I can't. Plus Stuart gets electrocuted from the television that has no power cable on the back of it. Yes! If you watch Scream over you will see there is no cable on that TV.  Matthew was a funny killer with a great sense of humor. 

Bottom line Scream is a great movie. Wasn't the perfect horror movie but it's enough to get hooked. The only thing that had me was story line and the performance at the end with the killer. They also added a lot of jokes with other horror films that I liked. Including a part when the school janitor is wearing a Freddy outfit which I think it was Wes Craven.

 

4 out of 5 Stars

 

I wouldn't want this guy to clean my house unless he gives me wet dreams. 

Scream, Scream, and more Scream

Surprisingly, All the horror movies I have seen, I have never seen the Scream movies. Tonight I am going to watch the first Scream. Review up tomorrow.

The Killing Room

 

 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1119191/

About The Killing Room

Four individuals sign up for a psychological research study only to discover that they are now subjects of a brutal, classified government program.

My Review

The Killing Room was interesting. The reason why I even picked up this movie is because it has similarity to a script I am writing. (My script is better) This movie doesn't even make sense. It suppose to be taking place in some underground government facility but the main character drives to the location with no problems. There was no security to even stop her. Then I find out that there are four characters in a room taking a test. The chairs and tables were bolted into the ground and the room was white all over. They were locked in this room. Not one person questioned anything because they were promised $250 just to take the test. Supposedly $250 is enough to keep people relaxed and not suspect a thing. If it was me, I would think someone just signed me into a mental asylum for my obsession of the show Dexter. Then this man in a suit comes into the room and explains the rules of a game they are playing. Fifteen minutes later, a note is slide into the room. The note has a question on it and they had a time to limit to answer it. When the time limit is done one person is eliminated which they should have said exterminated because they killed them. The question was such a horrible question too. "What is the most common number Americans pick between 1-33?" So this whole killing room situation just turned into a Saw movie. I am a huge Saw fan and the Killing Room felt like if John (Jigsaw) had his child that room would've been his/hers play room. This movie was terrible and it was hard to watch.

 

1 of our 5 Stars

Baby Jigsaw: Do you want to play a game?

Jag: No. 

Baby Jigsaw: i'll give you $250.

Jag: I am in. What do I have to do?

Baby Jigsaw: Watch "The Killing Room"

Jag: Eff that, I'll rather watch Charlie Sheen's cooking show while eating a Chili Four Loko.

Baby Jigsaw: Game Over!

Baby kills me anyway. It's a child. They have no heart.

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Sucker Punch

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0978764/

 About Sucker Punch

A young girl (Baby Doll) is locked away in a mental asylum by her abusive stepfather where she will undergo a lobotomy in five days time. Faced with unimaginable odds, she retreats to a fantastical world in her imagination where she and four other female inmates at the asylum, plot to escape the facility. The lines between reality and fantasy blur as Baby Doll and her four companions, as well as a mysterious guide, fight to retrieve the five items they need that will allow them to break free from their captors before it's too late...

My Review

I enjoyed this movie. Many people are upset over the lack of story line that is presented throughout the movie. They also didn't like the references that Sucker Punch had. Director Zack Snyder and Steve Shibuya wrote Sucker Punch which took them about 5 years to do. I think Zack delivered an awesome action packed non-stop movie. The visuals were stunning and the acting was perfect. Emily Browning who plays the role of "Baby Doll" had few lines in the movie but still created a bad ass chick who knows how to kick ass. Abbie Cornish plays "Sweat Pea" a wonderful sidekick. She shows how tough things can be and at the same is the reason the team stays together. Baby Doll and Sweat Pea make a great action team.

Sucker Punch has guns, swords, explosions, Nazis, dragons, robots, machine gun handling samurai, and five hot chicks who are ready to kill everything in sight for freedom. The plot was difficult to follow but was made up by all the action. I think people are over analyzing what the movie really is. It's not intended for someone to watch a movie all about dialogue. It's for you to be like "Oh my! That was so cool!'. So If you like non-stop action this is the movie for you.

4 out of 5 Stars.